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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
The wool club for mammoths.
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, wool, woolly, woolly coat, wool club, trim, trims, trimming, groom, grooming, hair, hair cut, hair cuts, hair dresser, hair dressers, stylist, stylistic, groomer, groomer, fresh, freshen up, refreshing, hair, club, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, bald, balds, balding, hair plugs, combover, comb overs
"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."
"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."
Tags:lion, lions, barber, barbers, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, ate, eat, eats, eating, last, lasts, picky customer, picky customers, fussy, fuss, fusses, fussed, fuss over, picky, mane, manes, trim, trims, trimming, trimmed, threaten, threat, threats, threatening, threatened, threatens
The trim reaper
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
Tags:yeti, bigfoot, big foot, hair, hairs, trimmer, trimmers, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, nose hair, nose, noses, nose hair trimmer, cut, cutter, cuts, cutting, warranty, extended warranty, hazard, hazards, risk, risky, losing money, loss of money, overuse, overused, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, lady, ladies, women's hair, women's hairstyle, women's hairstyles, hairstyle, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairdos, hairdo, hairdresser, hairdressers, stylist, stylists, makeover, beauty, cosmetology, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, unrealistic expectations, miracle worker, miracle workers, hair styling, trim, trimmed, blow dry, blowout, unsatisfied, customer, customers, customer service, salon, salons, beauty parlour, beauty parlours
Medusa gets a trim.
Tags:medusa, snake, snakes, hair, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, trim, trims, snake hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair styles, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair dresser, hair dressers, trimming, trimmings, off-cut, off-cuts, gorgon, gorgons, greek myth, greek mythology, turn to snow, cut, cuts, cutting, monster, monsters
'Just a little off the bottom.'
"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"
Tags:barber, barbers, haircut, haircuts, feathered, specific, specificity, hair, nest, nests, nested, nesting, bird, birds, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, hair, hairs, odd request, odd requests, odd, request, requests, requesting, requested, picky, fussed, fussy, fusses, fuss over, fusses over, fussed over, fussing over
"Close on the side, long on the top."
The Trim Reaper
"Just a bit off the top, please."
Moses parts the Red Sea.
'Relax. I'm the Trim Reaper. I'm here for hr flabby thighs and your spare tire.'
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, light, lights, fairy light, fairy lights, christmas lights, decorate, decorates, decoration, decorations, do-it-yourself, home decoration, home decorations, home decor, decor, trim, trims, trimming, tree, trees, wad, wads, wadded, wadded up, disentangle, disentangles, disentangling, entangle, entangled, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangled up
"Now let's see...I counted three chins which makes it three beards and a grand total of six pounds."
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'
'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
Tags:stylish, stylishness, rapunzel, haircut, haircuts, unwanted attention, male attention, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstyles, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, long hair, trim, trims, trimming, beauty salon, beauty salons, averse, fable, fables, break in, breaks in, breaking in, entitlement, male entitlement, feminist, feminists, feminism, fairy tale, fairy tales
"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."
Tags:servant, servants, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, snobbishness, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, philodendren, trim, trims, trimming, overgrown, out of control, wealthy, wealthy elite, well-to-do, rich, riches, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, butler, butlers, gardener, gardeners, mega-rich, 1%