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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"
"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."
"It's not a particularly good paper-cutter, but the boss thinks it keeps the staff on their toes!"
'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'
'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'
Middle aged cat trimming his whiskers.
'Yes! That's it! --- Only the handles were a lot longer.'
"Starting these labour saving gadgets is exhausting!"
Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.
"And it was here that we reached peak beard."