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'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
Tags:yeti, bigfoot, big foot, hair, hairs, trimmer, trimmers, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, nose hair, nose, noses, nose hair trimmer, cut, cutter, cuts, cutting, warranty, extended warranty, hazard, hazards, risk, risky, losing money, loss of money, overuse, overused, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."
'Just a little off the bottom.'
"Just a bit off the top, please."
'He's our hedge fund manager.'
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, light, lights, fairy light, fairy lights, christmas lights, decorate, decorates, decoration, decorations, do-it-yourself, home decoration, home decorations, home decor, decor, trim, trims, trimming, tree, trees, wad, wads, wadded, wadded up, disentangle, disentangles, disentangling, entangle, entangled, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangled up
"Now let's see...I counted three chins which makes it three beards and a grand total of six pounds."
'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
Tags:stylish, stylishness, rapunzel, haircut, haircuts, unwanted attention, male attention, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstyles, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, long hair, trim, trims, trimming, beauty salon, beauty salons, averse, fable, fables, break in, breaks in, breaking in, entitlement, male entitlement, feminist, feminists, feminism, fairy tale, fairy tales
"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."
Tags:servant, servants, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, snobbishness, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, philodendren, trim, trims, trimming, overgrown, out of control, wealthy, wealthy elite, well-to-do, rich, riches, rich man, rich men, rich person, rich people, butler, butlers, gardener, gardeners, mega-rich, 1%
'I told my hair stylist to take a little off the top.'
'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'
"For goodness sake Samson, let me at least cut your fringe!"
Tags:samson, delilah, samson & delilah, samson and delilah, judges, judges 16, book of judges, bible, biblical, judaism, christianity, scripture, marriage, relationship, relationships, hair, haircut, hairstyle, appearance, appearances, bible story, bible stories, philistine, philistines, source of strength, sources of strength, long hair, trim, trims
'Pappa, you did a fine job of trimming the tree.'
'Can you take a little off the top, please?'
"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."
Tags:finance, financial, advice, adviser, money, market, markets, invest, investing, investor, investment, investments, investors, clarity, opaque, truth, lie, lies, deception, services, authority, fsa, personal, wealth, pension, pensions, saving, savings, save, saver, pensioner, pot, nest, egg, miss-sold, miss-selling, miss, selling, sold, scam, ppi, insurance, mortgage, language, bonsai, growth, fee, fees, bonsai, bonsais, trim, trims, trimming
A dentist needs to sheer his patient's beard to get to his mouth.
"Just a little off the top."
Tags:barber shop, barbershop, barbershops, barber shops, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair-dresser, hair-dressers, bald head, bald heads, balding, hair loss, hair-loss, male pattern baldness, denial, denials, vain, vanity, androgenetic alpoecia, middle aged, middle-aged, trim, trims
A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.
Tags:mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, innovation, innovations, stilts, mow, mows, mowing, hedge, hedges, bush, bushes, trim, trims, trimming, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, innovate, innovates, hedge trimmer, hedge trimmers, hedgetrimmer, hedgetrimmers, trim back, trims back, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions
"Short back and sides?"
Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.
Shrub-sized afro gets a trim.
"Just a little off the top thanks...!"
'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'
"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."