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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
Tags:travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, world traveller, world travellers, world traveler, world travelers, international, world, abroad, foreign, trip, trips, souvenir, souvenirs, gift shop, gift shops, trinket, trinkets, tchotchkes, junk, ugly, useless, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tchotchke, tourist, tourists, tourism, ugly american, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, bigot, bigots, consumerism, consumerist
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
Tags:old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, wisdom, market, markets, garage sale, garage sales, boot sale, boot sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, junk, trinket, trinkets, souvenir, souvenirs, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist trap, tourists traps, price, prices, prices as marked, consumerism, retail, business, merchandising, marketing, capitalism, commercialism
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
Tags:collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations
"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"
'Indiana, you old fool - that's not a valuable artifact and we're not in an ancient temple. We're at a garage sale and that's a tacky knickknack.'
'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
"Oh. You got me an ACTUAL bauble."
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.
'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'
"Baldo, it's 2 in the morning...and you're watching an informercial on a belt that melts away flab? Please...go to bed."
Tags:baldo, infomercial, infomercials, late night infomercial, late night infomercials, gadget, gadgets, useless gadget, useless gadgets, late nite, late nites, weight loss, weight loss tool, weight loss tools, trinket, trinkets, up late, stay up late, stays up late, staying up late, bed time, bedtime, get to bed, gets to bed, getting to bed, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs
"Look what I got! It was on sale! I've always wanted one of these!"
Tags:baldo, gadget, gadgets, kitchen gadget, kitchen gadgets, trinket, trinkets, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, sale, sales, on sale, sale item, sale items, spending money, spend money, spends money, waste of money, wastes of money, wasting money, want, wants, desire, desires
'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'
'May pay for these beads with Manhattan Island?' 'One of the First Craft Sales in the New World.'
Facism 1922-1945: 'It's what fell out of Mussolini's pockets when they hung him.'
'This question is for the girls. How many trinkets, necklaces, doodads, etc., can a rearview mirror hold before it breaks off?'
"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."