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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
Tags:travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, world traveller, world travellers, world traveler, world travelers, international, world, abroad, foreign, trip, trips, souvenir, souvenirs, gift shop, gift shops, trinket, trinkets, tchotchkes, junk, ugly, useless, shopping, shopper, shoppers, tchotchke, tourist, tourists, tourism, ugly american, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, bigot, bigots, consumerism, consumerist
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
Tags:old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, wisdom, market, markets, garage sale, garage sales, boot sale, boot sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, junk, trinket, trinkets, souvenir, souvenirs, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist trap, tourists traps, price, prices, prices as marked, consumerism, retail, business, merchandising, marketing, capitalism, commercialism
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
Tags:collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations
The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop
Tags:everest, mount everest, mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing, rock climber, rock climbers, rock climbing, world's highest mountain, worlds highest mountain, mountain range, himalayan alps, yeti, adventurer, traveller, expedition, cafe, gift shop, trinkets, mementoes, presents, keepsakes, restaurant, eaterie, tourist, tourists, tourist centre, tourist center, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, extreme sports
"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"
Tags:manhattan purchase, manhattan, peter minuit, hot dogs, new amsterdam, new york, hot dog, hotdog, hotdogs, hot dogs, franchise, franchises, native american, native americans, colony, colonies, new world, colonisation, colonization, us history, american history, history, hudson bay, history, usa, us, land, indian removal, land grab, land grabs, dutch, money, trinkets, stolen, taken, legal, buy, bought
"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"
'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'
'Indiana, you old fool - that's not a valuable artifact and we're not in an ancient temple. We're at a garage sale and that's a tacky knickknack.'
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, break room, announcer, announcers, announcements, announcements, juvenile, trinket, trinkets, immature, childish, child-like, toys, toy, dead plant, dead plants, dead, plant, plants, careless, carelessness, negligent, negligence, employee, employees, employer, employers, manager, managers, managerial staff, management
"Oh. You got me an ACTUAL bauble."
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.
'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'
"Baldo, it's 2 in the morning...and you're watching an informercial on a belt that melts away flab? Please...go to bed."
Tags:baldo, infomercial, infomercials, late night infomercial, late night infomercials, gadget, gadgets, useless gadget, useless gadgets, late nite, late nites, weight loss, weight loss tool, weight loss tools, trinket, trinkets, up late, stay up late, stays up late, staying up late, bed time, bedtime, get to bed, gets to bed, getting to bed, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs
"Look what I got! It was on sale! I've always wanted one of these!"
Tags:baldo, gadget, gadgets, kitchen gadget, kitchen gadgets, trinket, trinkets, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, sale, sales, on sale, sale item, sale items, spending money, spend money, spends money, waste of money, wastes of money, wasting money, want, wants, desire, desires
'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'
'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'
Facism 1922-1945: 'It's what fell out of Mussolini's pockets when they hung him.'
'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'
'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'