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The Trojan Beagle.
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"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.
'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'
'Well Sir, I think we've finally gotten the virus out of the office computers.'
A Real Pinata Surprise
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'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
'I feel awful - we only got them socks.'
'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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The Judgment of Paris
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"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'
'In an attempt to get the Greeks back, the Trojans sent them a wooden horse filled with lawyers.'
"They say you should beware of attachments."
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"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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The Trojans thought of everything.
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'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'
Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.
'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'
"I know I shouldn't, but they're my weakness."
'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'