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The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"We could always regift it."
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"Are we there yet?"
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"Who ordered a pizza?"
'Call a meeting, they're up to something, again.'
A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.
A Real Pinata Surprise
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'I gotta bad feeling about this.'
'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
'I feel awful - we only got them socks.'
The White House's Trojan Horse
" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."
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Cybergeist: They're here!
"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"
The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.
The Trojan House
'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'
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