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The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
A Real Pinata Surprise
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The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.
'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'
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"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."
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"That's why you don't stand behind them!"
The Judgment of Paris
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Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...
"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'
'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'
"They say you should beware of attachments."
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"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
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"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"
"This might work, but management will never approve it..."
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The Trojans thought of everything.
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'My only suspicion was that they might be regifting.'