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"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"
Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.
'Well we learned one thing today, Harris screams like a girl.'
'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'
"You get to stay a year in Antarctica, while I have to stay here in Hawaii, to apply for grants to extend your research time there."
"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"
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'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'
The Snowmans take a summer holiday.
'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'
Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.
There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.
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"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"
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"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"
"You can't miss me. I'll be the one sweating in a red suit."
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"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."
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'In Antarctica we have 27 different words for 'hello'.'
'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'
"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."
'I was delivering presents here one Christmas and I decided living in the North Pole was nuts!'
"Well, I know we've lived in Antarctica for generations, but can you give me one good reason as to why we shouldn't move to the tropics?"
'See those huge cowpats and enormous bees? I think we've stumbled into the land of milk and honey.'
'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'