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"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."
Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
'Could I have some computer time to troubleshoot this problem?'
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, too many pets, too many dogs, shed, shedding, dog hair, dog hairs, pet, pets, pet problems, pet problem, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car repair shop, car repair shops, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, auto repair, auto repair shop, auto repair shops, automobile, automobiles, cars, car, obvious, obviously, obvious conclusion, diagnostic, diagnose, diagnosed, obvious diagnosis, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, customer service, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen
“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
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"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"
"Getting the WiFi to Work"
"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"
Tags:comment, comments, query, queries, comment section, comment sections, moses, ten commandments, decalogue, tablet, tablets, question, questions, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, canaan, technicality, technicalities, questioning, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, feedback, feedback form, feedback forms
"What happens if you hit escape?"
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"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."
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"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."
Tags:mac, macs, computer, computers, desktop, desktops, vintage mac, vintage macs, old computer, old computers, floppy disk, floppy disks, troubleshooting, troubleshoot, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, counselor, counselors, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, mental state, mental states, psychologist, psychologists, patient, patients, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
Tags:ombudsman, ombudsmen, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, family, families, investigate, investigator, investigators, investigating, investigative, authority, critic, complaint, complaints, house, household, troubleshoot, troubleshooter, troubleshooting, troubleshooters, adviser, advisers, counsellor, counsellors, family counselling, angry, anger, shock, shocked, surprised, shocking, mad, child protective services
"Just so you know, I only tolerate your generation because you can troubleshoot my technology issues."
Tags:workplace, work, office worker, office workers, water cooler, coworkers, coworker, technology, troubleshooting, troubleshoot, generation gap, generation gaps, water coolers, millennial, millennials, tolerate, tolerance, generation x, generation y, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills
Internal Server error: Your server was unable to fulfill your dream request.
Tags:computer servers, server error, computer errors, server errors, dreamer, dreamers, dream, internal server error, computer error, dreams, dreaming, sleep, sleeping, sleep apnea, sleeplessness, rem sleep, mind, internal mind, computer, memory, ram, hard drive, error, human as computer, augmented human, augmented brain, augmentation, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, insomnia, treatment, diagnosis, causes, fantasy, insomniac, insomniacs
"Mom, it's a hardware problem. Dad's head is too soft."
Trouble Shooting Manual.
"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."
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'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'
'I'll let you decide your punishment. Grounded for a week or an hour of your time to help me with a computer problem.'
"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"
'I need more than a troubleshooter... I need a hit man.'
"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."
"Turn down the bass."
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