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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
On your 80th birthday.
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"She's right here. She's doing some dishes and testing the tensile strength of Lycra."
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Before and After.
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'I could really use a stiff belt.'
"I had a dress once."
Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.
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'If you had £12 in one pocket and £8 in the other, what would you have?'
'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'
"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."
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'Why have you brought an extra pair of trousers?' - 'In case I get a hole in one.'
"I'm back in my thin pants again."
"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."
"Walks, stains, laundry....I'm tellin' you, we're living the seam."
"That's not a superpower."
"I never wore khakis."
'I don't see how sending out flares is going to save us.'
"No worries. It's a normal part of aging. I'll give you a prescription for a higher pair of pants."
"Buy them - and never look back."
'The Ascent of Trousers'
'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'