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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
Tags:marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honeymoon, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
"Does flannel go with camo?"
Tags:flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts
Before and After.
"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
Tags:holmes, sherlock holmes, pants, trousers, deduction, deductions, deduce, deduces, deducing, watson, moriarty, nemesis, nemeses, villain, villains, archvillain, arch-villain, arch-villains, dress, dresses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, decision, decisions, fashion advice, fashion adviser, fashion advisers, fashion advisor, fashion advisors, dress sense, dress senses
"Your fly is open."
Tags:easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, moai, rapa nui, pacific island, chile, chilean, chilean island, polynesian, statues, statue, ancient, monolithic, travel, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, rabbit hole, underground, fly is open, fly is down, pants, trousers, zipper, zipper is down, zipper is open, history, historical, historian, historians
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
Tags:belt, belts, trousers, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, fashion police, right, rights, human right, human rights, bum, bums, crack, cracks, secure, secures, securing, tight, tights, tighten, tightens, low trousers, arrest, arrests, arresting, arrested, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, pants, trousers, tailor, tailors, seamstress, seamstresses, pant rise, trouser rise, crotch seam, crotch seams, rise, rises, miscalculated, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, fit, clothing, clothes, fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's fashion, menswear
Tags:top tier pun, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, pants, trouser, trousers, language, dialect, dialects, american pun, americanised, american english, pince nez, pince-nez, nez, pince, glasses, reading glasses, visual, visual gag, visual joke, fashion, fashions, fashionable, accessories, accessory
The TROU of the Baroque
Tags:art, architecture, music, artist, artists, architectural, musician, musicians, paint, painter, painters, painting, paintings, artwork, work of art, works of art, architect, architects, museum, museums, pants, trousers, fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, clothes, clothing, history, baroque
"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, fashion, clothes, clothing, pants, trousers, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, in-style, jeans, knees, ripped jeans, distressed jeans, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, man, men, woman, women, ignorant, ignorance
"Love your jeans."
Tags:wild west, old west, western, westerns, rural, mid-west, midwest, regional, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, horse, horses, cowboy, cowboys, cattle drive, cattle drives, ranch, ranches, ranch life, rancher, ranchers, herding cattle, jeans, denim jeans, pants, trousers, fashion, clothing, clothes, men's clothing, men's clothes, men's fashion, menswear, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, film, films, men, man
"You'll be back."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving home
"If they fit, we can return them."
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas day, gift, gifts, present, presents, opening gifts, opening presents, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, pants, trousers, baggy, loose fitting, style, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, in-style, boys clothes, boys clothing, boy, boys, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, fit, ill-fitting, return, returning, returns, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, refund, refunding, refunds, retail, consumerism
"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
'I could really use a stiff belt.'
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
Tags:goodyear, tyre, tyres, tire, tires, jeans, trousers, design, designs, designed, designer, designers, label, labels, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, wear, wears, wearing, wearer, wearers, wore, worn, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, fashion sense, dress sense, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Look at those dang fool teenagers, wearin' their pants hangin' down low like a coupla idiots!'
Tags:trousers, pants, jeans, low, riding, wear, wears, wearing, wore, observe, observes, observation, observations, disgust, disapprove, disapproves, disapproval, disapproving, teenager, teenagers, teen, teens, fool, fools, idiot, idiots, disagree, disagrees, disagreement, disagreements, close to home
"I had a dress once."
Waiting for Pants