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Discovering One's Roots
"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."
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A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.
Irritable trowel syndrome.
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Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'
Picking Up After Your Pets
'Take it from Grandma...enjoy it while you can because one day you'll turn around and find your make-up applicator is a trowel.'
"If my translation is right it says "A souvenir from Machu Picchu"."
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'It never fails. As soon as I get in the bath, someone's at the door.'
'It's an old work injury.'
'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'
Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.
Don't throw in the trowel!
Doing the borders.
'The only oats you ever found were wild oats.'
Gardener attacked by plants.
'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'
"Wow - an early Rolling Stones gig ticket...!"
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