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The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache
"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"Who ordered a pizza?"
'Call a meeting, they're up to something, again.'
'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
A Real Pinata Surprise
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'I gotta bad feeling about this.'
'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
'I feel awful - we only got them socks.'
'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'
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'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'
"That's why you don't stand behind them!"
Say Anything of Troy
'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'
"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...