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"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"
"In this city, Jack, you learn to respect the pedestrian."
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How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121
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Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?
Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'
'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'
'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
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"I could have been a truck driver, but noooo..."
How's my driving? If you like it, call my wife at 555 622-7119. Maybe she'll listen to you.
'You made a few stops didn't you?!'
How's my texting?
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We hire only courteous drivers (A few may be rather stand-offish and some are kind of moody, but they're polite).
"Not bad...Twenty bucks says my logs will roll down faster than your sewer pipes!"
"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."
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Bear hanging onto the back of a garbage truck.
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Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"