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Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.
Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"
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Gas truck that has run out of gas.
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How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121
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'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?
Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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"You got this."
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"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
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'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'
'That last hill was a bit steep!'
"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'
'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .
'Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.'
'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'
'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'
Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'
Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'
Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.
'That last hill was a bit steep!'