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Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'
Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
"But how can you be sure it's real love and not the draft?"
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."
"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
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"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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"I love you.''
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"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."
"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."
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Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.
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"Of course it will work, Penny. You're post-feminist and I'm post-chauvinist."
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'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'
Cinderella and Charming the Clown
"Then the prince bent down and kissed her, and said he'd always be there for her."
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The M.R.I. of Love
"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."
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'Looks like they were really meant for each other.'
"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"
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'We complete each other...'
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'
"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."
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"Before Trixie came along, I was just a vagabond lover."
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