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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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Arctic Climate Update: Unprecedented hot air in a feedback loop is creating both predicted and unexpected changes to the environment that may lead to a rapid unraveling.
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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"I'm here with my two best redactors."
"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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"Don't worry -- I'm tweeting that climate change is fake."
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"Stand up, Honey. The president's on. Your committing treason."
"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
White House staff meeting
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"Sure, it's been forty-four days since our last press briefing. . . But honestly, it's because there's just not much to talk about."
"It's written in invisible ink."
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"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."
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"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
"I'm pleased to announce you're on the shortlist to be my..."
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"Step away from the teddy bear."
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How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
"Don't you ever feel just a little sorry for him?"
The ruble stops here
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"That'll keep them out."
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"I hear there's room for a puppy on the transition team."
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Thoughts and Prayers