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Bubble Gum Farms.
Boston Gastroenterology Clinic: 'No, I don't have an accent. I said your appointment was too farty.'
'Show off!' (Giant hippo fart bubbles).
Pull my finger...
Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
Hell's kitchen /Beans only.
'Ok - Who's farted?'
Old fart's birthday.
Beanz meanz Repeatz.
"Your problem reminds me of how I want to talk about my problems."
Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!
"Oh stop moaning Kevin. We all have to do our bit to reduce our carbon emissions."
"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"
'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'
Fart Bank - Please Pass Wind Here To Reduce Your Carbon Footprint.
'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'
Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.
'Isn't it great that we've reached the stage in our relationship when we're no longer embarrassed to break wind.'
Jack the Ripper.
'Did you fart, sweetie?'
'Sorry, Ned, but Carl's raised eyebrows and dismissive snorts trumps your ballpark figures and vague generalities.'
When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.
'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'
Pull my finger.