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"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"
"One thing we do share with you—we both live on capital accumulated by others."
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"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
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"Yes, we're osbourne rich, but, no, we're not Olsen twin rich."
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Important balloons, $30.
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"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."
'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'
"I don't fetch. I have a trust fund."
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"My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much. That and embezzling your trust fund."
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'Why isn't anyone ever concerned about Joe-the-Mutual-Fund-Manager?'
Nationalized Bank and Trust.
"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"
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'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'
"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."
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"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"
"I've always been rich for my age. It runs in the family."
Congressman Yomp: 'No, you can't put your assets in a blind-trust-with-one-eye-open!'
Trust fund trust fall.
'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'
'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'
'Showering our children with money instead of love was a mistake. We should have invested it.'
'As a matter of fact, I HAVE been thinking a lot about income trusts.'
'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'
'I don't have to beg anymore, I have a trustfund.'