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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, patient, patients, security, security guard, security guards, tsa, tsa agents, tsa agent, fbi, f.b.i., agent, agents, confession, confess, work life balance, brining work home, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism
'...and I'm a TSA agent.'
A TSA checkpoint at a school bus stop
Tags:tsa, transport and security administration, security guard, security guards, security measure, security measures, terror threat, terror threats, terror level, terror levels, body scan, body scans, tsa agent, tsa agents, bomb scare, terror scare, school bus, school buses, school shooting, school shootings, school violence
"It's a boy!"
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, scanner, scanners, scanning, scan, scans, full-body scan, full-body scans, full-body scanner, full-body scanners, boy, boys, girl, girls, pregnancy, pregnancies, ultrasound, ultrasounds, gender reveal, gender reveals, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, airport security, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"They do have a calming presence."
Tags:calming presence, calming presences, security, security guard, security guards, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, calm, calms, calming, classical music, airport, airports, airport music, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, christmas, christmas season, holiday, holidays, holiday season, holiday seasons, air travel
A metal detector with mistletoe
People enter an amusement park airplane ride through a metal detector.
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, airport, airports, security, security line, security lines, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, security theater, security theatre, homeland security, paranoid, paranoia, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, gun, guns, fear, fears, fearful, culture of fear, cultures of fear, tsa agent, tsa agents, overdo it, overdoes it, overdoing it
"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."
Tags:vet, vets, vetting, vetting procedure, vetting procedures, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, security, security measure, security measures, teddy bear, teddy bears, kid, kids, play pretend, playing pretend, pretend, pretends, pretending, imagination, modern times, modern life, terror threat, terror threats, immigrant, immigrants, immigration
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, air travel, air traffic, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, hassle, hassles, hassling, crime prevention, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, air travel, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, prevent crime, prevents crime, preventing crime, security theater, security theatre
"Retinal scan, sir."
"Oh, boy. This can't be good!"
The Tin Man sets off the metal detector at the airport.
'No sir, swallowing Jaeger bombs doesn't make you a security threat...'
"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."
"I don't know how to even BEGIN to unpack the utter nonsense of what you're saying!"
Tags:tsa, transportation safety administration, airport, airports, airport guard, airport guards, airport security, screen, screening, search, luggage, agent, agents, tsa agent, tsa agents, flight, flights, flying, airlines, travel, unpack, co-worker, personnel, conflict, government, governmental, workplace