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Why College Costs So Much 101.
"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."
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For their safety, many colleges require that parents put on airbags before they are told what the school's tuition is.
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'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
"That reminds me - we need to start saving for college."
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'How will we pay for her college.'
MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.
"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"
'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'
'. . . It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about how big a college scholarship you get.'
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"It's a tuition bill."
'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'
The Empty Nest-Egg Syndrome.
"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"
"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."
"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."
"Sure I'm worried about college. My parents have already gone broke putting me through sixth grade."
"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."
'I feel sorry for those college graduates. They're worse off than us. They have to pay of $30,000 in student loans.'
'I'm protesting that I'm missing Cash in the Attic.'
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'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'
'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'
'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'