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My First Visit to the Laundromat
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'Chill. I'm just mixing some cans of paint in the dryer.'
'Hmm. . . so that's the incredible shrinking machine you've been talking about.'
"If you didn't want to wear a cape made of dryer lint to school, you shouldn't have such a crazy mom."
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Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
We have your sock.
"It was taking too long to dry the cat using the towel...so I put fluffy in the dryer!"
"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."
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"We have a lot in common."
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'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'
"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."
The Missing Sock Returns
'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'
'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'
You can't beat a spin dry!
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
'Your clothes are not wet! They are 11.3% less wet than under the tory government...' "It's my spin dryer"
"Uh-Oh, a piece of cardboard got sucked into the dryer. . . Can't we just stick something in there?"
'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'
Dryer elves at work.
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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
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"She's just popping into the dryer - she reckons everything she chucks in there comes out wrinkle free and two sizes smaller."