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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
Tags:abdominal, abdominals, abdomen, abdomens, tummy, tummies, tummy muscle, tummy muscles, annoying habit, annoying habits, bad habit, bad habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, habit, habits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, old married couple, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
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'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, predict, predicts, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, obese, obesity, fat, fats, gut, guts, tummy, tummies, feeling, feeling, tough, difficult, hard, shot, shots, stroke, strokes, target, targets, close to home
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"My tummy says it's time for lunch."
"We plead insanity, You Honor, due to a severe Multiple Personality Disorder."
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'Your back went out because your front went out.'
Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune
You give me butterflies
'Believe me, pal...the magic's gone when she no longer scratches that part of your tummy that makes your leg kick up and down.'
'What do you mean you're whale watching?'
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.
'I've tried every weight-loss product on the market. Then one day, I chucked them all and bought this shirt.'
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'Just attack him and steal the dang club, Vince! That 'rub the belly' thing is just a myth!'
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'It's bad, coach. Not only is your pitcher a belly itcher, but X-rays confirm that he's also got a rubber arm.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitched, pitcher, pitchers, rubber arm, rubber arms, itch, itches, itching, itched, itcher, belly, bellies, tummy, tummies, stomach, stomachs, doctor, doctors, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, scan, scans, scanning, scanned, bad news, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'
"And fits perfectly round the middle."