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"I have a pain amidships."
Tags:amidships, stomach, stomachs, stomach ache, stomach aches, tummy ache, tummy aches, belly ache, belly aches, bad belly, bad bellies, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay
'I've got acid indigestion.'
"You need to start eating homework with better grades."
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, homework, homework project, homework projects, homework assignment, homework assignments, dog, dogs, canine, canines, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches, bad grade, bad grades, poor grade, poor grades
"Hold right there, matey! You just had your last meal. You're not going anywhere near the water for at least half an hour."
Tags:pirate, privateer, buccaneer, freebooter, marauder, corsair, corsairs, buccaneers, privateers, pirates, piracy, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, pirate ship, pirate ships, walking the plank, walk the plank, pirate captain, pirate captains, prisoner, prisoners, indigestion, tummy ache, tummy aches
"Sorry to slip into pediatric jargon. I meant to say Mason has an upset stomach rather than a widdle tummy ache."
"Maybe you got a hold of something fresh."
"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
Tags:politician, human sacrifices, republicans, democrats, god, gods, volcanoes, angry god, angry gods, angry deity, angry deities, politicians, political, republican, democrat, liberal, conservative, left, right, volcano, aztec, mayan, mayans, inca, aztecs, sacrificial victim, gas, digestive problems, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches
"I ate a bag of coat hangers..."
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'Billy can't come to school because he has a stomach ache? Wow!'
'I spend all afternoon cooking and you just go ruin your appetite with a belly full of fireflies!'
"I ate something that disagrees with me."
'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'
'No, the pain is in me.'
'Is there any kind of cake you don't like?'
'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'
'Hope you don't mind. . . I have a stomach ache.'
'I can see why you have a stomach ache - the homework you ate was an F paper.'
'Mommy, I have four tummy aches.'
"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."
"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."
'You say he's had chills and tummy ache?...'
'These cornflakes have given me sharp pain in my stomach!' 'Who's taken the plastic spaceship?'
"I like that pink medicine, daddy, it helps my tummy and it tastes like bubble gum! But you can't blow bubbles with it, I tried!"
"Don't worry, I'm fine, I just ate 3000 kilos of krill for lunch and I'm waiting an hour before I can go back in the water."