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'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'
'I'm afraid he's been struck by the zorrovirus.'
'Generally they don't list side effects here.'
'There's something wrong with my stomach.' - 'Keep your coat buttoned and nobody will notice.'
'I feel sick...I hope I'm not getting that Norovirus.'
'My compliments to the chef!'
'Before we start the meeting would anyone like a salmonella sandwich?'
'He's 15 years old now, been drinking several quarts of water daily...
'The Irish stew was off! Little bugger must have been bad!'
"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."
"I like that pink medicine, daddy, it helps my tummy and it tastes like bubble gum! But you can't blow bubbles with it, I tried!"
"Well if they do happen to pull through, tell them the dinner is on the house."