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Whole tuna packed in 100% ocean
"I think you should know that I contain six parts mercury per million."
"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"
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"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"
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"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."
"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"
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'Randal darling. The piano tuna's here.'
"No Harry, not the ocean friendly tuna. Grab a cheaper can from the bottom shelf. You know, one of those packed in dolphin's tears."
'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'
"Congrats grad! I bet your senior year was tough."
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'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'
"So, what's the best tuna?"
'We're out of tuna fish, but the customer at table 6 said he doesn't mind sharing his sandwich with you.'
A tuner - not a tuna.
Why bluefin tuna look so worried.
'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'
'Confound it - somebody put tuna in our mercury.'
'No dolphins were harmed while netting this tuna.'
'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'
Dolphin buying dolphin-safe tuna.
'You never knew your father -- he got his head stuck in a tuna can.'