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'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'
"I'll have the tuna noodle casserole, hold the noodles."
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'Why don't you just go hang out with the dry food freaks?'
"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."
Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.
"No Harry, not the ocean friendly tuna. Grab a cheaper can from the bottom shelf. You know, one of those packed in dolphin's tears."
Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.
Tuna Helper Assistant
'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'
"So, what's the best tuna?"
"How about a tuna sandwich instead, sir? - I'm not sure I can HANDLE a lobster today."
'Tuna's here John.'
'We're out of tuna fish, but the customer at table 6 said he doesn't mind sharing his sandwich with you.'
'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'
'I ordered the blue tuna steak rare, he looks more threatened to me.'
'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'
'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'
'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'
'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'
"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"
"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"
Dolphin friendly tuna
"I changed my perfume from Sassy Salmon to Tempting Tuna."