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'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'
'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'
"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."
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President Trump: 3 hours without a Constitutional crisis.
"... in case of turbulence,... the WHEEE! light will illuminate."
"Looks like Milton's stuck in an air pocket again."
Santa Puking In An Airplane
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"...Tell them we're encountering turbulence."
'How are you enjoying the ups and downs of equatorial swimming?'
'What the hell was that? . . . We weren't expecting turbulence??'
'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'
'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'
'Don't panic, folks. The captain has an app to fly in this weather!'
'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'
'Turbulence. That's ok, I'm used to it. I'm married.'
'This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence. Cabin staff will re-fill the litter trays shortly.'
'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'
'Turbulence? Oh I'm used to that, I've been married 20 years.'
Pilot: 'Hang on TIGHT everyone! We've just hit an Air Pocket!'
'This is your captain speaking, it seems that we've finally made it through the worst of the turbulence'
Eddie, we live in turbulent times. Therefore, I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks.
'I'm not into politics myself, but I always seem to get caught in the turbulence.'
'Whenever my wife bounces a check, I get caught in the turbulence.'
The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!