Turd Cartoons and Comics

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Make my hat great again."

'I've notices something very disturbing about asteroids...they look just like turds...very large turds...'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Mr. Turd hated driving his wife anywhere.

'I'm afraid they won't fall for that one again!'

What Is This Crap?

'Time to try out my new shoes...'

What Is This Crap?

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

A Close Encounter of the 'Turd Kind'.

Surfing sewage

'You can't polish a turd, but you can give it a little touch of gold spray paint.'

Balloon dog fouling path,

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

My boss is a real turd.

My boss is a real turd.

"I'm worried about the shape of the recession."

Go, or I'll call the police.