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'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)
'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'
'I've notices something very disturbing about asteroids...they look just like turds...very large turds...'
Mr. Turd hated driving his wife anywhere.
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drive, driving, nagging, drive like shit, bad driving, drive, car, turd, shite, turd, crap, poo, poos, turds, bad driving, bad driving, nagging wife, nagging wives, driven, driver, drivers, driving like shit'I'm afraid they won't fall for that one again!'
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turd, turds, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, art critic, art critics, poo, poos, painter, painters, painting, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, joker, jokers, pooping, art historian, art historians, modern art, contemporary art'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'
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frog, frogs, prince, princes, prince charming, enchanted, turd, dog turd, witch, wicked witch, princess, princesses, princess's, lillypad, spell, spells, fairytale, fairytalesfairy tale, fairy talesFeces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)
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feces, poopy, turd, turds, on a stick, flies, insects, fly, street vender, street venders, vender, venders, selling, sales, sale, products, salesmanship, salesmen, salesman, businesses, small business, small businesses, store, stores, snack, snacks, stand, standsSurfing sewage
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sewage, pollution, polluted, sewage pipe, sewage pipes, polluting, environmentalist, environmentalists, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, wave, waves, surfer, surfers, surfing, water sport, water sports, poo, turd, turds, sewage systems, sewage system'You can't polish a turd, but you can give it a little touch of gold spray paint.'
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turd, turds, can't polish a turd, polish a turd, dog, dogs, dog mess, dog muck, dog poo, spray paint, spray paintingMultiple floaters! Gah! - 'They look a bit like little brown fish.' - 'Well hello little fishy-wishes...' -
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toilet, toilet humour, toilet humor, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, poo, poos, turd, turds, fish, fishes, floater, floaters, floating, fish owner, fish owners, fish lover, fish lovers, aquarium, aquariums, mens' room, mens room, restroom, restroomsFloater! Gah! - 'Breathe, Peel. Breathe... It's going to be alright.' - 'Gah! Why won't you die?!' -
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toilet, toilet humour, toilets, loo, loos, ltoilet humor, floater, floaters, poo, poos, tease, teases, tortured, faeces, flush, flushes, flushing, won't flush, flush away, turd, turds, large poo, large poos, torment, tormented