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'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
'Sure, they may be our best sales team, but what a bunch of prima donnas! The minute they think someone is trespassing on their turf, it's 'circle-the-cubicles' time!'
"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
Or insist on giving him unsolicited advice...
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'I'll go with the Surfer and Turf.'
Surf and turf
The Silver Turfer.
'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'
'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'
Cow surfing for some turf.
Turf drops out of sky and plugs hole to bewilderment of golfers.
'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'
The creature dived beneath the stadium turf, and that was the end of the groundskeeper...'
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'Hey! Replace your divot!'
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'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'
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'Well I liked him when I first saw him; but I knew I was in love, when he told me he had worms!'
Gardener laying turf.
Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.
"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"
Grazing: Behind the Scenes
'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'
Grass isn't greener
Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.
'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'