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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."
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"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'
Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.
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"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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Before and After Holiday Diet
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
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'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'
'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'
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A turkey on a baggage carousel