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£"First they murder your whole family, then they start singing peace on Earth..."
"This one's self-basting."
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"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."
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The End is Near.
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"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."
"That reminds me...whatever happened to your Uncle Ralph?"
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rural, farm, farms, farmers, farmer, turkey bacons, bacon, turkey farmer, turkey farmers, turkey farming, turkey farm, turkey farms, breakfast, breakfasts, animal, animals, turkey, turkeys, pig, pigs, food, breakfast foods, turkey bacon'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'
"All these years, I thought he smoked tobacco, but I just heard the farmer say he stopped smoking cold turkey!"
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"Seriously? We're not endangered? I feel in danger."
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