Turkey Farming Cartoons and Comics

£"First they murder your whole family, then they start singing peace on Earth..."

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"This one's self-basting."

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

"Furthermore, the killer is in this very room!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Hey guys! He just said we'll all be in gravy soon! We're going to be rich!'

"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

"You worry once a year, we are at risk year round."

"You wishing me a happy Thanksgiving is a microaggression."

The End is Near.

"It's worked for me for years. I always lose weight just before Thanksgiving."

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

Roscoe's Great Escape

"That reminds me...whatever happened to your Uncle Ralph?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

"All these years, I thought he smoked tobacco, but I just heard the farmer say he stopped smoking cold turkey!"

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"Seriously? We're not endangered? I feel in danger."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"I think he's an ax murderer."