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'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.
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'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'
'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
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"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
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Before and After Holiday Diet
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
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The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.
'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'
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'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'
'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'
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A turkey on a baggage carousel
"Thanksgiving is politically incorrect, turkey is politically incorrect, yams with marshmallow fluff are politically incorrect - and disgusting."
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
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