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(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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"How To Turn Stuff Off"
"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."
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"Maybe you don't remember why we don't have sex anymore.... but I do!"
'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones,beepers and ipods.'
"I hate the way it seems to stare at you after you shut it off."
"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
Tags:baseball cap, baseball caps, cop, childproof cop, goofy fashions, cops, childproof caps, goofy fashion, looking cool, date, dates, contraceptive, contraceptives, contraception, contraceptions, relationships, birth control, not sexy, turn off, passion, love life, romantic, passion, attractive, unattractive
"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"
"...and in conclusion..."
"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."
"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
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'Here, Sally, try this book! You won't be able to turn it off!'
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
"You heard me—turn off that fan."
Turning off the idea light.
Pence retires for the night.
"Call me old fashioned, but when a girl has more tattoos than I have..."
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'
'Bet she's turned on by take charge guys.'
Did I turn off the stove