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The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate
March of the Zoombies.
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
"Have you tried turning yourself off, then turning yourself on again?"
'Not only could I replace you with a computer, I wouldn't even have to turn it on.'
Man sitting at desk with burned out light bulb in thought balloon over his head; the sign on the door reads "California Energy Commission".
"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"
Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.
"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."
Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.
"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"
Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.
'Who are you?'