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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
Tags:selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involved
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, imitate, imitation, imitation clothing, imitation clothes, modern life, fashion, fake grass, synthetic clothing, synthetic clothes, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, illustration, illustrators, famous illustrator, famous illustrators, mock turtle, mock turtles, crocodile tears, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, alices adventures on wonderland
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
Shortly after his first victory, the tortoise gets cocky.
Post race drug test.
'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'
Tags:seal, seals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, bird, birds, peacock, peacocks, shy, shyness, introvert, introvert, introverted, extrovert, extroverts, extroverted, unusual, different, strange, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, girlfriend, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm getting an energy credit for installing the solar panels.'
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
Tags:sport, sports, race, races, racing, runner, runners, running, preparing, shoes, footwear, running shoes, sneakers, trainers, shoe store, shoe stores, salesman, salesmen, retail, customer, customers, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, animal, animals, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, trying on, fashion
"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
Tags:animal, animals, tortoise, old married couple, old married couples, old-married-couple, old-married-couples, giant tortoise, tortoises, giant tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptile, reptiles, old, old age, ageing, aging, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, lifespan, wife, wives, husband, husbands, long life, long-life, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, sugar daddy, sugar daddies, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger woman
"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, property, properties, mortgage, mortgages, loan, loans, payment, payments, money, finances, foreclosure, foreclosed, confiscated, eviction, evictions, evicted, financial advice, bank, banks, debt, debts
'Oh, nuts! I locked the keys in the car!'
"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, offices, appointment, appointments, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, slow, slowly, desert, deserted, empty, time, times, long time, endless time, anthro, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, talking animal, talking animals, office life, relatable
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas
"This is getting us nowhere!"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapists chair, therapists chairs, therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, putting up barriers, closing down, closed down, withdrawing, withdraw, withdraw into yourself, retreat, retreating, retreating into yourself, lack of communication, no communication, refuse to talk, pointless endeavour, pointless endeavor, pointless, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, reptiles, reptile
"The service is polite and well meaning, if a little slow."
"It was done, on an impulse, a long time ago, and I've regretted it ever since."
'What was I thinking? It's freezing out here!' When box turtles think outside the box.
Look who's religious all of a sudden
"I'm going to write a figure on this paper. You tell me if it looks like a turtle."
Tags:draw, draws, drawing, drawing contest, drawing contests, art school, art schools, executive, executives, business offer, business offers, turtle, turtles, money, figure, figures, job offer, job offers, hiring officer, hiring officers, hire, hires, hired, personnel, job interview, job interviews, recruitment, recruiting, job recruitment
'Show off!' (Giant hippo fart bubbles).