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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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'About this time of year, I start thinking of them in the past tense.'
"Daddy's way of helping you with your homework is not to help you."
Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy
'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'
'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'
No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.
'What's wrong with this?'
"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."
'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'
'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'
"Getting into a good grammar is getting harder and it's worse now that the government is prioritising 'normal working families'."
Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.
"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.
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New Course At The New School
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"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."
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'Oh, what the heck -- why not a dissertation on 'Baywatch'?'
"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."
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'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'
"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."
"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."
'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'