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"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."
A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!
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"I'd like to congratulate you on dying with dignity."
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'My tux is at the cleaners.'
"I told you it was an informal party!"
'Business has not been good.'
"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."
"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"
I'd like to register a formal complaint.
"Do you ever wish our parties weren't always formal?"
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"This place used to be exclusive."
Penguin trying on a suit.
"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."
"What? Tux wasn't ready."
'He forgot to rent a Tux so the casino heist is off.'
'I wanted a change from a tuxedo'
'Just curious, Lenny. How come you never participate in 'Casual Friday?''
'Actually, the Penguin God wanted to give us silk suits... but then, the devil ate the silkworms!'
Sorry, formal only.
'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'
Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.
"Ever feel all dressed up and no place to go?"
"She's in a borrowed dress and I'm in a rented tux...throw money!"
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