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"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."
'Puffy, red, tired eyes? Heavy eyelids? Getting heavier? Heavier. Completely relaxed now. On the count of 10, you will awaken fresh, invigorated and ready to support our following sponsors…'
'There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to ask the doctor if any of these drugs I saw on TV are right for me.'
"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"
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Death watches late night teeth infomercial.
'Subliminal advertising, Alice, what did I tell you!'
A man and his cat watch tv
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
The Following is a Paid Political Vendetta.
"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."
"This medication did take care of my rash. However, like the TV commercial claimed, it did come with a few side effects."
'I've booked the TV adverts and the magazine space.' - 'And you said you would mention it to your wife.'
'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'
'I can't wait for the movie to come back on - I'm dying to go.'
'Why not send us some money before you pop your clogs - it will make you feel better?'
SOFA SALE: 'I could have been a contender, Tiddles.'
'Mrs Arkin, you can't shop around for a disease whose tv drug ads feature a movie star who you like!'
'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'
'You can bet this is ad the first time he's done the shopping!'
"I've lost 100 pounds before Christmas and so can you!"
At the vanishing point laundromat.
'And pop out and get some now!'
"Bob here named his kid... Vagisil!"
Oh sure...! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!