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"Sorry, Pop, but your message is no longer relevant to the younger audience."
"After that ridiculous presentation, I'm replacing your applause sign with a laugh track."
"I appreciate this new gadget, and i love seeing people we know, but what's with all the canned neighing?!"
'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'
'Let's watch this...it's intended for mature audiences only.'
"Tonight on Eyewitness News...remarkable new research suggests the safest place to spend your entire life is on the couch...in front of your TV!"
'The only spot we could get was opposite American Idol and it died a quick death.'