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"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
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'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
'Why is it all repeats?'
"He's not a bad person, but he wants to own two TV stations in the same market."
The Weather Channel could not find a single tropical storm anywhere: "That's scary!"
'It's for the election debates, of course.'
'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."
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"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'
'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'
The "staring back at you" channel
"Can't you leave it on one channel for just five minutes?"
'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'
'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'
"Welcome back to GN/BN-TV! It's the top of the hour, and as usual, we've got some good news and some bad news for you!"
"Would it kill you to read once and a while?"
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Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.
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'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'
Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.
"There was nothing on so I'm seeing if there's anything off."
'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'
'Don't miss the all new violence channel! 24 hours of brain-splattering carnage! All violence, all the time.'