Tv Quiz Cartoons and Comics

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

Ancient Egyptian Game Show

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

Noel Edmonds.

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

"Sits there watching quiz shows all day long and still he knows nothing."

'...and contestant number 3 enjoys bushwalking, ballroom dancing and contestants number 1 and 2; welcome to...'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'Could I buy a vowel, Pat?'

"Cyril Barratt, Tax Inspector, Specialist Subject the Spanish Inquisition."

'Okay, one last question, Rhonda. The correct answer is worth a million. Here we go: What lifeform takes care of the rubbish - A, the germ or B, the husband?'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"You buzzed so you must answer!"

'And the $64,000.00 question is: Can you spell Qathafi's name?'

The Clever Clogs Quiz: Procrastination.

'I'd go with C.'

'Dunno again Can't we play D'plonk?'

This is your soul we're talking about, Mr Bagley! Please stop shouting 'DEAL OR NO DEAL' all the time!

Squeal or No Squeal: 'Squeeeeeal!'

'It was a JEOPARDY style test - you write your answers in the form of a question.'

Your big moment on Altra Gameshow

'I've won back all the money I lost on premium rate phone calls.'

How many people did we swindle? Ring 0909.... Now!!

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'