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"The following program has been deemed unsuitable for Marjorie and Ray Kinnzle, of Short Falls, Ohio."
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'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
"Never mind the inaccuracies. He LOVES these corona briefings. He gets higher TV ratings than he ever got on 'The Apprentice.'"
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"The following program is rated P, for 'poop.' "
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"...And what if another 14 year old with a camera-phone gets more viewers tomorrow night, too?"
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"Fake news is down 3, alternative facts down 2, political satire up 20."
'Which opinion molder gets my top approval rating? I guess it's Jimmy Fallon - the new king of late night comedy.'
'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'
"The following program has been judged likely to erode the national will."
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"There are no 'R' ratings or 'X' ratings because all of it - the violence, the sex, the psychos - all of it is for us kids."
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"I think the best part was when we decided not to record it."
'This one is for helping win the TV ratings war with my expert commentary.'
'I'm getting awfully tired of reality T.V.'
"Where are people going to get their misinformation?"
"Now, get out there and feed the zombies...I mean, deliver the news."
'Let's watch this...it's intended for mature audiences only.'
'You had me at 'warning'.'
"Apparently Dave has given up on winning the ratings war. He's switched to clip-on ties."
The Following is rated PU13 - Tonight's Broadcast is a mishmash of inane, boring drivel, gross sexual innuendos and annoying canned laughter.
'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'
'Anything on the other side?'