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"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."
"It could be a combination of things."
"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"
Easy TV Repair
"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"
"My TV won't show any good news."
'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'
'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'
'Howzat,Madam? As good as new now and Parky looking ten years younger!'
'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.
'Don't think I'm talking shop-but is there anything on the other side?'
'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'
'See, it doesn't matter what channel you select, all you get is rubbish.'
'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'
"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."
"There's an extra $50 for you if you keep the set in the shop until after football season."
"There's something wrong with my vertical hold, doctor!"