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'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'
'Notice to viewers: to spice up with candidates' debates, we've added a laugh track.'
'The dollar soared on news that, through genetics engineering, money might soon grow on trees.'
Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet
'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'
Wife turns husband off with remote control.
BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."
'Oh, that's not my PC sir, that's my TV.'
Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.
Cheap-hypno-tv: 'You are now visualising wonderful programmes in your mind's eye...'
"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."
"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"
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'We interrupt this program because the sponsor's cheque just bounced.'
His and Hers TV's
"It's his contribution to the environment"
Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."
"Did you see that documentary about set meters" "Well the TV was on but I wasn't really watching it"
Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"
Mounted TV set with Dad in a mounted armchair above the mess of his children on the floor
"I've been clicking all day and I still can't find the 'confused media buyers' channel!"
'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'
'Depend on Dudley to bring in something utterly useless.'
Wedding cake figurines.
Abs of steal.
'I hear they're going to cable.'