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"For god's sake! Break up with me already so I can finally finish watching our series on netflix!"
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"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"
'it enables the modern family to gather around a table and dine together.'
"You're right - I'm not listening to you - I'm reading the crawl on the bottom of your screen."
Tags:married, married couple, married couples, marriage, ignoring, tuning out, not listening, not paying attention, drowning out, squabble, squabbles, lovers' quarrel, lovers' quarrels, spat, spats, nag, nags, nagging, harridan, lazy, laziness, complaint, complaints, television, televisions, cable news, cable tv, tv screen, tv screens, the crawl, chyron, chyrons
Dog has a television screen for a head and a plug in tail.
'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
Tags:black friday, black fridays, tv screen, tv screens, television screen, television screens, sale, sales, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addictions, bargain, bargains, special offer, special offers, deal, deals, christmas sales, christmas shopping, christmas shopper, christmas shoppers
You've been staring at that screen all day. Why don't you do something else?
"One wish, and this is all you can think of?"
'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Is it ok if I go for a ride with Lucy, daddy?...Into the woods to check out the 'Shed of Doom.' See ya later.'
"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."
'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'
"I hear they have a TV in there, and I hear it's not tuned to PBS."
'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'
"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."
Tags:tv fan, tv fans, television fan, television fans, tv screen, tv screens, television screen, television screens, couch potato, couch potatoes, television set, television sets, tv set, tv sets, television mount, tv mount, tv mounts, television mounts, building, integrity, diy disaster, diy disasters, d.i.y. disaster, d.i.y. disasters, entertainment system, entertainment systems
Husband uses large screen television the same way his wife is using her tablet computer.
"The curvature adds to our banking experience."
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.
'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'
"He said that since he's had a smart phone, he's lost the ability to watch anything on a big screen."
'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'