Tv Shop Cartoons and Comics

H-D TV, 3-D TV.

Smart televisions and stupid televisions.

'And of course, built in obsolescence.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Mail order.

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'He's even brought his own remote control.'

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

It cost $1299. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous.

'There's always a catch'

'It belonged to a very busy man who only watched 'breaking news'!'

'I never realised TV pundits 'ad got 'eads that big.'

'Now this is a floor sample...so I can give you a real good price on it.'

"On, off, dumb, dumber."

"Never buy a tv from a man in the street, especially if he's out of breath!"