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"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I keep thinking about the final season of House of Cards."
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"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."
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"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"
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"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."
Tags:tv chef, tv chefs, cook, cooking, cookery programme, tv cookery programme, cuisine, food, recipe, recipes, cookery show, cookery shows, celebrity chef, chef, chefs, tv, television, telly, tv viewing, meal, meals, ingredient, ingredients, exotic ingredient, exotic ingredients, korea, korean food, korean foods, gochujang, asian food, asian foods, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking show, cooking shows, bad recipe, bad recipes, cultural insensitivity
Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?
'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'
"Would you prefer the TV viewing or non-TV viewing section?"
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Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'
Viewer to wife: 'Competition for ratings is getting stiff. Sixty Minutes is investigating NBC.'
Confusion between viewing figures for 'Big Brother' and the argument for non-custodial sentences.
Man sees 'Birdwatchers Society' is a society of birds watching television.
Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.
'I don't feel like concentrating- see if you can find a rerun.'
TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'
Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'
'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'
'Stop grumbling. The cable guy will be here tomorrow.'
'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'
'All that TV insulted my intelligence.'
'I don't know why you wanted a high def television when you have low def eyesight!'
Tags:high definition television, high def tv, 4k tv, entertainment, eyesight, vision, eye exam, tv viewing, low def, poor vision, poor eyesight, poor eyes, bad eyes, eye care, eye health, healthcare, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, visual exam, visual exams, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry