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'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
"I think we should be other people."
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."
Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'
"Don't do it! Please Brian, I'm begging you. Don't do it!"
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."
"We can negotiate any type of contract but we specialize in 'me too' clauses."
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'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth
Doom & Gloom
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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Romulus (left) and Remus
Tags:romulus, remus, twin, twins, identical, identical twins, mother, portrait, mom, mothers, mum, wolf, wolves, raised by wolves, rome, roman, founder of rome, romans, first, founding of rome, founding, founder, city of rome, she-wolf, capitoline wolf, romulus and remus, myths, legends, myth, legend, history
"I tried living in the past... but there was nothing there!"
Identical bearded cavemen.
"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
Tags:look-alike, look-alikes, look alike, lookalikes, look alikes, lookalike, knockoff, knockoffs, cocktail party, cocktail parties, designer label, designer labels, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, bargain bucket, bargain buckets, twin, twins, introduce, introducing, introduction, introductions, low price, low price, shopper, shoppers, shopping, reproduction, reproductions, fake, fakes, replica, replicas, imitation, imitations, jump on the bandwagon, jumping on the bandwagon, trend, trends, following trends, fashions, modern life
'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'
'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'
"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."
"Jeffrey was a surprise."